Not today - but I was at a preserve in Norrh Carolina that was kind of wooded, but there were also sandunes where there wasn’t foliage. Anyway, I realized I had to take a major shit and I figured I’d just run up over the dune into the kind of wooded area for some cover (the plants were smaller than trees, but bigger than bushes, and there was sand on the ground so it seemed the perfect place to take care of it and bury in the sand like a cat) So I squatted down to do my business. I was halfway through when a dog came running up over the dune. I pulled my pants up assuming the owner wouldn’t be far behind, and sure enough, not 30 seconds after I first saw the dog, this cute woman came looking. The dog was friendly and came right up to me, and did what dogs do and smelled my poo. Well, to my surprise, the lady immediately said “Oh god, I’m sorry.. he can be so rude!” then she took out a bag and proceeded to pick up my shit....
I’ve never been at such a loss for words
TL;DR I needed to take an emergency shit while having a day at the dunes, lady confuses my feces for her dog’s and picks it up and carries it away.
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